A day early because we’re leaving for Mexico tomorrow. And how come Obama has to essentially apologize to the Jews, “and the world’s other great religions” because he’s got to celebrate the birth of Christ tomorrow? Why can’t a sitting President just say we’re an avowedly secular and tolerant nation and we, like those at Skyfarm, find God in our children and prefer to celebrate the coming of Spring by honoring that grandest of all dames, The Chocolate Bunny.