Mette as Thing One. “I should do my hair like this everyday!”

…and parent by example, eh?

And my CHICKS do it so damn well.

Lauren is blond. Way blond. Thrifty blond. Right up there with the best of ‘em. And that’s what makes the North Valley such a rich place to discover – by scab picking – the true colors of culture. And I had my main man, Marc Alt, in town covering the whole thing for posterity. We go way back. And we go way forward. These are some of the many good things that men do…while shining light on miracle blonds.